I just keep looking at my screen, laughing in confusion, looking away until I've calmed down, and repeating the whole process.

And because posting a single line as an entry would be lame even by my incredibly low standards, have an unfinished ficlet I randomly attacked Nika with on-the-spot in MSN the other day.

( Warning: Contains Araki in a dress. Er, I don't really know why. Foul spelling is because I copied it right from my conversation history. )